{"product_id":"prohibition-grandpas-elixir-sidecar-soap-duo","title":"Prohibition | Grandpa's Elixir \u0026 Sidecar Soap Duo","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTwo Bars Walk Into a Speakeasy...\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd they smelled so good, nobody got arrested. Introducing the \u003cstrong\u003eProhibition Grandpa's Elixir \u0026amp; Sidecar Duo\u003c\/strong\u003e — a pair of handcrafted bars so distinguished, so outrageously good-smelling, that your shower will start charging a cover fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't soap. This is a \u003cem\u003elegacy\u003c\/em\u003e. In bar form. That you rub on your body. Grandpa would be proud. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Contraband\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProhibition | Grandpa's Elixir\u003c\/strong\u003e — Nobody actually knew what was in Grandpa's elixir. That was the point. What we \u003cem\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e know: it smelled like warm vanilla, aged tobacco, and something vaguely medicinal that made everyone feel better immediately. We bottled that energy — except it's a bar of soap now, which is arguably more useful than whatever Grandpa was actually drinking. \u003cem\u003e\"Smells like wisdom, secrets, and a man who never once asked for directions.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProhibition | Sidecar\u003c\/strong\u003e — The Sidecar cocktail was invented for people who wanted to look sophisticated while absolutely going for it. This bar is exactly that. Bright cognac accord, candied lemon zest, and a warm amber finish that says \"I have a favorite jazz club\" even if your favorite club is your couch. No judgment. Great scent. \u003cem\u003e\"The soap equivalent of showing up in a vintage car you definitely don't own.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Duo?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause Grandpa's Elixir and a Sidecar is basically the original happy hour — one mysterious, one smooth, both completely unreasonable in the best possible way. We paired them because great things come in twos. Socks. Eyes. Bars of soap that make people ask what you're wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat You're Getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 full-size cold-process bars of actual good soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA lather so rich it'll make your current soap cry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong-lasting fragrance that doesn't bail on you post-rinse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo sulfates, no fillers, no boring shower experiences\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted like Grandpa made his elixir — with intention and zero FDA oversight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLather up. Smell legendary. Make Grandpa proud — or at least confuse him in the best way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prohibition","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51751902216509,"sku":"51751902216509","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/3414\/2781\/files\/grandpa_selixerandsidecarsoapduo_77ac03e4-a001-4786-b661-a3f49ed97de2.png?v=1781558501","url":"https:\/\/www.lonewolfe.store\/products\/prohibition-grandpas-elixir-sidecar-soap-duo","provider":"The Lone Wolfe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}