Prohibition | Absinthe & Old Fashioned Soap Duo

Because Your Shower Deserves a Drink.

Congratulations. You've found the only soap bundle that would've gotten you arrested in 1920. The Prohibition Absinthe & Old Fashioned Duo is two bars of unapologetic, liquid-courage-in-solid-form — for people who think "just use whatever's in the shower" is a personality flaw.

Your bar soap has been boring. We fixed it. You're welcome.

What's in the Contraband

• Prohibition | Absinthe — The soap equivalent of a bad decision that turned out to be the best night of your life. Anise, green wormwood, and a hit of cool herbal mystery that'll make you feel like you're in a Parisian speakeasy at 2am — except you're showering. Probably alone. Still counts. "The green fairy called. She said you smell amazing."
• Prohibition | Old Fashioned — Smooth. Sophisticated. Slightly dangerous at parties. Notes of aged bourbon, muddled orange peel, and a whisper of bitters that says "I have opinions about cocktails and I'm not afraid to share them." This is the bar your grandfather would've used if he had taste. "Smells like a handshake deal and a leather chair."

Why Two Bars?

Because one is never enough. That's literally the whole point of Prohibition — the more they told people they couldn't have it, the more they wanted it. We're not above using history to sell soap. It's working, isn't it?

The Goods

• 2 full-size bars of cold-process, skin-nourishing soap
• Rich lather that actually does something (revolutionary, we know)
• Long-lasting fragrance — not that "gone by the time you towel off" nonsense
• No sulfates, no synthetic fillers, no compromises
• Handcrafted like it's 1923 and the feds are watching

Smell like a legend. Lather like you mean it. Break the rules — at least in the shower.